my favorite thing about the broadway fandom is that we’re still bitter about musicals that didnt win the tony, sometimes before we were even born like how lovely is that?
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was normal. When I could eat a Reese’s cup and not think twice about the fact the each one contains 125 calories. I wish I could hang out with my friends and have a slice of Dominoes deep dish pizza and not think of all the carbs I would be ingesting. I want to be normal but I want to be sick and then a part of me wants to be overly healthy and I’m just a mess of contradictions.