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Hamlet

literarystarbucks:

Hamlet goes up to the counter and can’t decide what to order.

Oct 1330 notes

slavette:

No one heard Anaconda and went “Wow, this is a really great song! This woman is a beacon of talent! This song should be on the radio because it is so good!”, you are oblivious if you don’t recognize that society is being force fed this garbage, people don’t get famous because they are capable of producing good art of music, they get famous because of how vulgar they are.

Oct 1180 notes

matildaswormwood:

Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go to school.

Do NOT insult people for dropping out.

Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure. 

You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.

Just DON’T DO IT.

Oct 136,658 notes
  • You: What's your favorite holiday?
  • Me: The Tony Awards
  • Oct 1240 notes

    femmeasfuck:

    dirtylittledamsel:

    when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

    image

    Omg this gif is 👌👌👌👌😂

    (Source: scarylittledamsel)

    Sep 3061,987 notes

    lovegud:

    girls don’t like boys girls like well written female protagonists

    (Source: lovegud)

    Sep 3046,845 notes

    muppetmolly:

    Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

    Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

    Sep 3016,652 notes
    Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

    -Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

    Sep 3030,399 notes
    Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even when we talked about having to cut back on our drinking, we’d be sitting at the kitchen table or out at the picnic table with a six-pack or whiskey.

    -Raymond Carver

    Sep 300 notes

    silversarcasm:

    *interacts with people*

    *has to take a four hour nap*

    Sep 3041,856 notes
    Douglas Adams

    literarystarbucks:

    Douglas Adams goes up to the counter and orders an Earl Grey. The barista turns a handle, and there is a whirring that fills the entire coffee shop, followed by the screech of fingernails on a blackboard and something that sounds suspiciously like the theme from Scooby Doo. It is the barista’s…

    Posted on Sep 30313 notes

    reservcirbitch:

    some noob kid: why are u sitting alone?

    me: hiss

    Sep 30405 notes

    remuslupinly:

    punkrockpatroclus:

    achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously

     (x)

    Sep 3018,953 notes